on Jolly Ranchers...

A word of advice, don't try to walk and talk and suck on a Jolly Rancher all at the same time. In 2007 I tried this very stunt. I did not succeed and I have a molar that can vouch for my failure. Now, because of my ineptitude I spent monday with a numb face and a temporary crown, just waiting for my gold crown to come in a couple weeks. I'm not one for jewelry, but this is a piece of gold I'll probably be better off having.

I hope that Jolly Rancher appreciates that it was worth about $800 in gold. At least it was watermelon, my favorite flavor.